For those uptown types for whom only wine will do! This artful vintage kitchen towel sends the message that slugging wine is how classy people get shitfaced!


Generously sized at 22″ x 32″ with a sewn in cotton corner loop for hanging, our towels are individually silk-screened with organic pigments. This eco-friendly collection will help even the most shitfaced wine drinker live more artfully with these novel home accents. Towels are individually packaged with a colorful graphic header card complete with a butterfly cut out for ease of display. Perfect for those ladies who get shitfaced but want to stay classy!

This colorful towel keeps the classiest girls all cleaned up, no matter how shitfaced they get! Perfect gift for wine lovers and ladies who like to party.